slogans for gum containing Viagra

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 24-May-2007 18:14:21

Chewing gum giant Wrigley has patented
an anti-impotency gum that contains some
of the same active-ingredients as Viagra.

Seriously.

But how will they market it? Glad you asked...


The Top 15 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogans


15> Double your measure, double your gun

14> Share a stick with the one you love

13> Just like the Cubs at Wrigley Field, you, too, will be able
to play at night!

12> The flavor that never lets you down

11> We put the "spear" in "spearmint"

10> Double your pleasure, double your fun, halve your whining
about how it's never happened before

9> Chew it all the way home

8> New Wrigley's Viagra gum: We bring your thing to life

7> Time for the seven-inch stretch!

6> Melts in your mouth, not in your pants

5> Have *you* had a stick lately?

4> Hey old man, wanna piece of candy?

3> Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists as an effective way to
fill cavities

2> Forget the flavor -- *you'll* be like a bedpost overnight


and the Number 1 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogan...


1> It's Wrigidly Delicious!

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 25-May-2007 7:14:56

Hahahaaaha!

Where can I get a case of this?

Bob

Post 3 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 25-May-2007 8:50:04

Lmao! These are great. Thanks.

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 25-May-2007 18:30:00

Ah Bob, I heard you don't need that stuff.