Category: Joke Board
Chewing gum giant Wrigley has patented
an anti-impotency gum that contains some
of the same active-ingredients as Viagra.
Seriously.
But how will they market it? Glad you asked...
The Top 15 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogans
15> Double your measure, double your gun
14> Share a stick with the one you love
13> Just like the Cubs at Wrigley Field, you, too, will be able
to play at night!
12> The flavor that never lets you down
11> We put the "spear" in "spearmint"
10> Double your pleasure, double your fun, halve your whining
about how it's never happened before
9> Chew it all the way home
8> New Wrigley's Viagra gum: We bring your thing to life
7> Time for the seven-inch stretch!
6> Melts in your mouth, not in your pants
5> Have *you* had a stick lately?
4> Hey old man, wanna piece of candy?
3> Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists as an effective way to
fill cavities
2> Forget the flavor -- *you'll* be like a bedpost overnight
and the Number 1 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogan...
1> It's Wrigidly Delicious!
Hahahaaaha!
Where can I get a case of this?
Bob
Lmao! These are great. Thanks.
Ah Bob, I heard you don't need that stuff.